Category Archives: climate change

Whistle While You Work

Bloomberg reports Solyndra’s boarded up factory was lavish and spa-like, complete with whistling robots.

More Savings

Among the savings on offer, is a jillion dollars by not fighting wars in Iraq and Afghanistan.  A few weeks ago a NASA scientist speculated that we could be attacked by aliens upset about global warming – really.  So far, it hasn’t happened.  More savings for you.

Dig at Green Jobs

Turns out some stimulus jobs were actually more shovel ready than we thought. Solyndra, a solar energy company with half a billion in federal funding, was one of several to assume room temperature this week.

Nasa Needs a Ride Board

Having abandoned the Space Shuttle by the side of the galaxy, NASA relied on the kindness of Russians for transportation to the International Space Station.  Bad move.  While NASA minds contemplated the finer points of alien attack (not involving relatives of the president), a Russian Soyuz blew up, leaving the space station lost in space.

Deniers

Got the idea for this one from a Washington Post column by Bill McKibben, a climate activist, denying that recent natural disasters are “isolated, unpredictable, discreet events”.  Here are a few more Rapture ruptures.