Archive for Evironment
Full Monty
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The newly restored Everglades are attracting wildlife – really wild life. Giant Killer Pythons are on the rampage, eating everything in sight.
I’ll Never Grow Up
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After shutting down the pipeline, Obama went to Disneyland to tell the world America is open for business.
Warm Huggies
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Robert Samuelson calls Obama’s pipeline decision an act of insanity.
Whistle While You Work
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Bloomberg reports Solyndra’s boarded up factory was lavish and spa-like, complete with whistling robots.
More Savings
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Among the savings on offer, is a jillion dollars by not fighting wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. A few weeks ago a NASA scientist speculated that we could be attacked by aliens upset about global warming – really. So far, it hasn’t happened. More savings for you.
Guitar War
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Maybe I pick on Obama too much but, sheeez. After his NLRB shuts down a Boeing plant in South Carolina and the 5000 jobs that go with it, his Justice Department raids the Gibson Guitar company. Gibson guitars are made in the USA. The frets are made of imported rosewood which may be illegal to harvest in India. Under the Lacy Act of 1900 it would be illegal to violate another country’s law. Except India isn’t complaining. In fact if Gibson exported its manufacturing to India and imported the finished guitars here there would be no problem!
Dig at Green Jobs
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Turns out some stimulus jobs were actually more shovel ready than we thought. Solyndra, a solar energy company with half a billion in federal funding, was one of several to assume room temperature this week.
Nasa Needs a Ride Board
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Having abandoned the Space Shuttle by the side of the galaxy, NASA relied on the kindness of Russians for transportation to the International Space Station. Bad move. While NASA minds contemplated the finer points of alien attack (not involving relatives of the president), a Russian Soyuz blew up, leaving the space station lost in space.
Seismic Stats
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As Libyan rebels stormed Gadhafi’s compound, the Dow soared over 300 points, President Obama dropped to a 38% approval rating, and the East Coast registered a 5.8 on the Richter.
Deniers
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Got the idea for this one from a Washington Post column by Bill McKibben, a climate activist, denying that recent natural disasters are “isolated, unpredictable, discreet events”. Here are a few more Rapture ruptures.